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(Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Rudolph and I quit. Just who's he think he is? That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that fuckin' whip. And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. And what about us elves, we've had enough as well, workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell, we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off, stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like, sneakin into those little kid's rooms he's a fuckin' paedophile, A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the cunt, So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
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Dizaster & Limitz - fuck you santa claus!
Taken from Limitz Mixtape - rise of the baitman
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The Key of Awesome!: Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!
Uploaded by barelypolitical on Dec 9, 2011 Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Like and Follow The Key of Awesome! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Directed by Tom Small Written by Mark Douglas LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen's Stuff http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality http://www.kristenbrancaccio.com Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunny http://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancesca Stasia's Stuff https://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViola Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow KOA on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write KOA a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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Black Santa raps Look At Me Now (AHMIR parody)
Get Black Santa's discounts on HOLIDAY shopping at Amazon here! http://funpal.org/Amazon PLEASE CLICK TO TWEET THIS VIDEO: http://clicktotweet.com/1OFnp HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone and hope you enjoyed this latest AHMR parody starring our very own Mr. Jones as Black Santa! HO HO HO... LOL *********** RAP LYRICS: Naughty a kids, always straight trippin, Then they wanna cry, leakin from the eyes, I don't sympathize not a thing for Christmas, Too bad, but its time to make some budget cuts... So naughty or nice you might be outta luck, suck it up, yup cuz I aint givin out nuthin "What"? People love me, but I don't play that, Everybody want a present, it's a recession, I learned my lesson had to give my sleigh back, Watch Santa fall off, like Humpty on the wall, people I'm sorry, They'll be no PS3s, Xboxes all I got left is Ataris, I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out Cuz there's no paper I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out Broke then a mf, Everybody mad and everybody sad, so sorry my bad but I gotta get the hell up outta this game, Cuz I can't afford the world tours no more wit gifts cuz I'm poor and the money just ain't the same, Tired of flying through the night sky, wit a sleigh note freakin sky high, really hate this job so why try, think its time for me to say bye bye, I'm yellin, avitazay, hasta luego to mi hombres, I got the fuego I don't play so that's the fire I retire, I'm done Let's Go! Everybody said I wasn't real I'm chillin in ya village got my ride or dying elves here, I aint tryin ta disappoint you but they got the point shoes and they trained to smell fear So, I know I prolly sound a little selfish, Oh,I'm sorry yall I can't really help it, Skip the big gifts yall gon have to shelve it, I spent a little too much on this velvet, Lately when I try to get up in her draws, Ms Claus throwin up deuces she telling me pause, Because, she wants more, she don't understand, doin everything I can to stack without breakin these laws, And I'm in the North Pole, with the heat off, no damn money for a snuggie gang green till my feet off, Lights off too, I swear for real I'm bout to be off, this, no flash lights and Rudolph took the frickin week off Everytime I build and everytime I wrap and everytime I fly tryna justify this I still, Keep coming back, back to the fact that I'm looking for help cuz cookies and milk don't pay my bills, So I'm givin up, time to live it up, I don't give a what, I'mma hit the beach for sho home bro, Or up on a cruise, couple of brews, bustin a move with a couple of ho ho hos *********** GET ALL AHMIR covers on iTunes: http://www.itunes.com/ahmir FOLLOW US on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/ahmir LIKE US on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ahmirmusic Get AHMIR T-shirts and other merchandise available at: http://www.cafepress.com/ahmir OFFICIAL WEBSITE: http://www.ahmirmusic.com
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An epic Christmas tale by Zach and Eric. The first of hopefully many songs to be put together for a Christmas album. *Disclaimer: We were bored. This was the result. Aye, I'd best not be slacking off. Christmas is nearing ye know, and... he's watching. Har har! There ain't no such thing as a Santa. *pegleg across deck* Ye wanna repeat that, swabbie? Cap'n! I- 'Cause there is a Santa. I seen him with me own eye! And every Christmas, he sails the seven seas, Looking for the naughty, to exact his horrible punishment. Oh, ye'd wish for coal instead of what he means to do to the likes of us... Key of A, me hearties. Ev'ry year when the north winds blooow A cut-throat cap'n with a heart like snooow Sails from his port an' wheree'er he goes The seas resound "yo ho ho ho!" 'Neath a red Jolly Roger and the grreeenest sails His ship comes bounding with the sound of bells. Few survive who can tell the tale, Of Pirate Santa and his ship from hell. [Chorus] Yo, ho, Pirate Santa's after you. You know you can't escape your doom. So hope Heaven's gates will shelter you. There's no place for you to hide. For every pint of rum we drank For every peaceful ship we sank, For every man we stabbed or shanked, He's sure to make us walk the plank. A pirate's life is filled with sin: For a piece of eight we'd trade our kin. For our wicked lives he'll do us in. Pirate Santa will be our end. [Chorus] He's made his list and checked it twice But you and me he won't find nice. He'll exact a payment for our vice: It's with our lives we'll pay the price. Cookies and milk can not repay The thirst for blood he has that day He's after us, he's on his way. Pirate Santa's set to slay. [Chorus] So me hearties, let this serve as a warning to ye, He sees you when ye be sleepin' and when ye be awake. He knows yer deeds, and Christmas morn's a' comin'! (it's a'comin'!) It won't be holly or jolly for those he deems naughty... [Chorus] Everybody! [Chorus]
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Please comment and show love! One of my best videos. "Only god can judge me"!
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Tupac - Last Muthafucka Breathin'
Tupac - Breathin Watch in High Quality!
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Tupac Uncensored: The Lost Prison Tapes
talks about the planned attacked on black males...
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Tupac Back - Meek Mill feat. Rick Ross (Official Video)
© 2011 WMG Download the Self Made album on iTunes now! - http://bit.ly/SelfMadeMMG The Untouchable Maybach Music Group's official video for " TUPAC BACK " by Meek Mill featuring Rick Ross! Self Made Album In Stores Now!
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New Tupac Shakur Documentary Full Movie Killuminati Illuminati Exposed WorldStarHipHop 2011
Follow KnowTheTruthTV on Facebook @ facebook.com/KnowTheTruthTV Follow KnowTheTruthTV on Twitter @ twitter.com/KnowTheTruthTV KILLUMINATI 2012 (FULL MOVIE)...1st half of this movie is clips from "Biggie & Tupac" documentary film by British documentarian Nick Broomfield, he takes a trip to Los Angeles, where he investigates and solves the murders of rappers Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls, the East Coast/West Coast rap rivalries and Death Row Records boss Suge Knight. (Turns out Death Row Records employs more than 40 moonlighting LAPD cops as security guards) ... which had something to do with the failure of the investigation!....Other half of this movie is directed by KnowTheTruthTV.... youtube.com/KnowTheTruthTV .....The Rampart scandal refers to widespread corruption in the Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums (or CRASH) anti-gang unit of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) Rampart Division in the late 1990s. More than 70 police officers in the CRASH unit were implicated in misconduct, making it one of the most widespread cases of documented police misconduct in United States history. The convicted offenses include unprovoked shootings, unprovoked beatings, planting of evidence, framing of suspects, stealing and dealing narcotics, bank robbery, perjury, and covering up evidence of these activities. The Rampart Scandal is notable in popular culture because at least three Rampart police were found to be on the payroll of hip-hop mogul Marion "Suge" Knight of Death Row Records, a convicted felon with known ties to the Bloods gang. Moreover, detective testimony and a wrongful death lawsuit filed on April 16, 2007 holds Rampart CRASH officers Nino Durden, Rafael Pérez and David Mack responsible for the 1997 drive-by murder of multi platinum-selling hip hop recording artist Notorious B.I.G......plz subscribe to my channel and watch my other videos....America Is Not In Debt/Broke!!! We Must Audit And End The Fed Before We Make Any Cuts To Anything.......America is a country that lies to their children and hides the fact we live under evil elite families(WHO CONTROL OUR MONEY THROUGH ILLEGAL FEDERAL RESERVE) who own everything and have a monopoly on our economy...they also destroyed our farmers(WE MUST BRING BACK FARMERS BCUZ THEIR IS NOT ENOUGH JOBS FOR EVERYBODY) and the elite spit in our ancestors and our face by saying we are in debt after they stole all the money and gold...WAKE UP AMERICA!! WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO AND WE ARE NOT IN DEBT!!! .....The Four Horsemen of Banking (Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase, Citigroup and Wells Fargo) own the Four Horsemen of Oil (Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch/Shell, BP Amoco and Chevron Texaco); in tandem with Deutsche Bank, BNP, Barclays and other European old money behemoths. But their monopoly over the global economy does not end at the edge of the oil patch. But their monopoly over the global economy does not end at the edge of the oil patch. According to company 10K filings to the SEC, the Four Horsemen of Banking are among the top ten stock holders of virtually every Fortune 500 corporation. So who then are the stockholders in these money center banks? CPA Thomas D. Schauf corroborates McCallister's claims, adding that ten banks control all twelve Federal Reserve Bank branches. He names N.M. Rothschild of London, Rothschild Bank of Berlin, Warburg Bank of Hamburg, Warburg Bank of Amsterdam, Lehman Brothers of New York, Lazard Brothers of Paris, Kuhn Loeb Bank of New York, Israel Moses Seif Bank of Italy, Goldman Sachs of New York and JP Morgan Chase Bank of New York. Schauf lists William Rockefeller, Paul Warburg, Jacob Schiff and James Stillman as individuals who own large shares of the Fed. The Schiffs are insiders at Kuhn Loeb. The Stillmans are Citigroup insiders, who married into the Rockefeller clan at the turn of the century. J. W. McCallister, an oil industry insider with House of Saud connections, wrote in The Grim Reaper that information he acquired from Saudi bankers cited 80% ownership of the New York Federal Reserve Bank- by far the most powerful Fed branch- by just eight families, four of which reside in the US. They are the Goldman Sachs, Rockefellers, Lehmans and Kuhn Loebs of New York; the Rothschilds of Paris and London; the Warburgs of Hamburg; the Lazards of Paris; and the Israel Moses Seifs of Rome..... Know The Truth TV KnowTheTruthTV
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My custom made video for one of 2Pac's biggest hits, "Me Against The World". Also my favorite track off of the Me Against The World CD. Don't want to be defying the copyright thing so, music and clips belong to Tupac Shakur and Interscope.
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DRAKE, KHALIFA, SNOOP TALK TUPAC
It's been 15 years since 2pac was killed, and Snoop Dogg, Drake and Wiz Khalifa talk about the legendary artist.
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go to CamCaponeNews.Com http://www.camcaponenews.com/ for all the latest in west coast hip hop Album:All Eyez On Me Book 2 Song"All Eyez On Me" By:Tupac A. Shakur Tha Song And Tha Pic If you like hip hop check out this site http://21funkstreet.com/phatbeats.php
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Tupac I Ain't Mad At Cha (Uncensored)
2pac Feat Danny Boy - I Aint Mad At Cha Dirty Version. The first verse speaks about how he lost touch with his friend, who converted to Islam, and the difference in lifestyles they chose to live: "Now the whole shit's changed, and we don't even kick it Got a big money scheme, and you ain't even with it Hmm, knew in my heart you was the same motherfucker bad Go toe to toe when it's time for roll you got a brother's back And I can't even trip, cause I'm just laughin at cha You tryin hard to maintain, then go head cause I ain't mad at cha" The second verse speaks about 2Pac being sentenced to prison. He mentions his old girlfriend and tries to comfort his mother. "And even though we separated, you said that you'd wait Don't give nobody no coochie while I be locked up state I kiss my Mama goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes Said I'll return but I gotta fight the fate's arrived Don't shed a tear, cause Mama I ain't happy here I'm through trial, no more smiles, for a couple years" In the third verse, 2Pac raps about how his life has changed from being in the ghetto to being a celebrity. He talks about his connection to the hood and how his old associates think negatively of him now. "So many questions, and they ask me if I'm still down I moved up out of the ghetto, so I ain't real now? They got so much to say, but I'm just laughin at cha You niggaz just don't know, but I ain't mad at cha"
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Tupac Shakur's Murder Perfectly Recreated
***WE DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC OR PICTURES USED IN THIS VIDEO. WE MADE THIS VIDEO FOR INFORMATIVE/ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. WE GET NO PROFIT FROM THIS VIDEO. IF YOU WANT US TO REMOVE THE VIDEO PLEASE CONTACT US** On the night of September 7th, 1996, a fateful shooting occurred in Las Vegas, that changed the course of rap history, and marked the violent start to the East vs West rap feud. *NOTE: "Perfectly Recreated" is the name of the series we are making, and does not depict the accuracy that this event is portrayed in. Everything you hear are researched facts, but the recreation/reenacted scenes are there for your viewing pleasure **Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.**
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Biggie and Tupac is a no holds barred investigation into the still unsolved murders of the two biggest superstars rap has ever produced; Christopher Wallace, aka Biggie Smalls, and Tupac Shakur.
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Pac's classic track from the album 'All Eyez On Me' set to various video clips which include chase sequences. By Praylu Productions
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Tupac - Hit 'Em Up ( Dirty ) ''Lyrics On The Screen'' [ HD ] Hit 720 For Best Quality !
Exclusive ( Full Song ) Video Version...From the 1996 Single CD ''How Do You Want It''...Also On The 1998 Album : Greatest Hits And The 2007 Album : Death Row..The Singles Collection.. Writers : Tupac Shaku Duane Hitchings, Dennis Lambert & Franne Gold. Producer : Johnny "J" "Hit 'Em Up" is a diss song by rap artist 2Pac (Tupac Shakur), featuring his group the Outlawz. It is the B-side to the single "How Do U Want It", released on June 4, 1996, from the album All Eyez on Me. The song's lyrics contain vicious insults to several East Coast rappers, chiefly among them, Shakur's former friend and rival, The Notorious B.I.G., also known as Biggie. The song was produced by long-time collaborator Johnny "J" and samples the bassline from "Don't Look Any Further" by Dennis Edwards. The video, itself described as infamous, includes impersonations of Biggie, Puffy and Lil' Kim. "Hit 'Em Up" is said to have played a part in exacerbating the East Coast--West Coast hip hop rivalry. Following its release, the East Coast rappers insulted in the song responded through tracks of their own. The controversy surrounding the song is due in part to Shakur's murder only a few months after its release. █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝ ▀█▀ █▬█ █ ▄█▀....█ ▄█▀ ╔═╦═╦══╦╗ ║╔╣═╣██║║ ║║║═╣╔╗║╚╗ ╚╝╚═╩╝╚╩═╝ ╔═╦═╦═╦═╦═╦══╦═╗ ║║║═║║║║║╚╠╗╔╣═║ ╠╗║║║║╠╗╠╗║║║║║║ ╚═╩╩╩╩╩═╩═╩╩╩╩╩╝ ╔╦╦═╦═╗ ║╔╣═║║║ ║║║║║╔╝ ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ! ╚╝╚╩╩╝.............︻┳デ═一
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Pain Lyrics - [Voice sample from Star Trek V] I couldn't help but notice your pain [My pain?] It runs deep Share it with me! [Tupac:] They'll never take me alive I'm gettin' high with my four-five, Cocked on these suckas, time to die Even as a youngster causin' ruckus on the back of the bus, I was a fool all through high school kickin' up dust, But now I'm labelled as a trouble maker who can you blame? Smokin' weed helped me take away the pain, So I'm hopeless, Rollin' down the freeway swervin, don't worry, I'm about to crash up on the curb, 'cause my visions blurry Maybe if they tried to understand me, What should I do? I had to feed my fuckin' family, What else could I do? But be a thug, Out slangin' with the homies, Fuck hangin' with them phonies in the clubs, Got my mind on danger, Never been a stranger to homicide, My city's full of gang bangers and drive-bys, Why do we die at an early age? He was so young, But still a victim of the 12 gauge, My memories of a corpse, Mind full of sick thoughts, IIIIIIIIIII And I ain't goin' back to court, So fuck what you thought, I'm drinkin' hennessey, runnin from my enemies, Will I live to be 23? There's so much pain. (Chorus) Ohhhh.... Tired of the Strain and the Pain Ohhhh.... Tired of the Strain and the Pain [Big Stretch:] Years and years of that rough life, Runnin' crazed and wild as a kid and growin' tough with a knife, Livin' trife on the regular, Buckin' out competitors, See them take a move and check em down like a fuckin' predator, Get in trouble everyday in school, Act a fool, And you know I had to break every rule, Showin' off for the bitches, 'cause I had the mad rep', So I had to watch my back when it was time to step, But my grimiest grimeys with love for me, Pop, pop, pop And send a chuckle up above for me, Aiiyo currency kept passin' me by, But I didn't cry, Broke and head off with the pack and started sellin' coke, And now the money's lookin' lovely, Pop the drop top and now the bitches wanna rob me, Kick 'em the game, It's all the same, I kick it back yo, Give 'em slack yo, And now they label me the mack yo, People check it, Get disrespected if you front on the Birdman, You heard man, Catch a couple shots from the glock in my hand, Damn! At least I'm realistic, with my biscuit, You know you get your ass twisted, So run for cover, Me and my man got a plan kickin' major dust, So if your on nigga look for the gauge to bust, A lot of pressure with the street fame, It's a deep game, And my mama always cryin', Yo there's so much pain, (Chorus) Ohhhh... Ohhhh... [Tupac:] They got me mobbin' like I'm, Loc'ed and ready to get my slug on, I load my clip and slip my motherfuckin' gloves on, I ain't scared to blast on these suckas if they test me, Trust, I got my glock cocked playa if they press me, Bust on motherfuckers with a - paaassion, Better duck cause I ain't lookin when I'm - blaaastin', I'm a nuttin, drinkin' Hennessey and gettin' high, On the lookout for my enemies, Don't wanna die, Tell me why cause this stress is gettin' major, A buck-fifty across the face with my razor, What can I do but be a thug until I'm dead and gone, Keep my brain on the game and stay head strong, These sorry bastards, Want to kill me in my sleep but will they can I see, And everyday it's just a struggle, Steady thuggin' on the streets, And I'll be ballin' loc, Don't let 'em make you worry, Keep swingin' at these suckas till you buried, I was born to raise hell, A nigga from the gutta, Word to mutha I'm tough, I'm kickin dust up, Ready to bust, I'm on the scene steady muggin' mean, Until they kill me, I'll be livin this life, I know you feel me, There's so much pain (Chorus)
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