Hi youtube pals! I thought it would be fun to share with you my bead craft hobby. Before Christmas I made beaded ornaments for kids I work with in a volunteer program. What I did was hand them out a short survey and they filled it out with favorite tv shows, cartoons, and colors and whatever else they wanted to tell me about themselves. It gave me the opportunity to make a very special gift for them.
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Added: 43 days ago by
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(Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Rudolph and I quit. Just who's he think he is? That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that fuckin' whip. And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. And what about us elves, we've had enough as well, workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell, we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off, stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like, sneakin into those little kid's rooms he's a fuckin' paedophile, A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the cunt, So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
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Added: 52 days ago by
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The Key of Awesome!: Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!
Uploaded by barelypolitical on Dec 9, 2011 Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Like and Follow The Key of Awesome! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Directed by Tom Small Written by Mark Douglas LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen's Stuff http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality http://www.kristenbrancaccio.com Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunny http://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancesca Stasia's Stuff https://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViola Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow KOA on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write KOA a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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Added: 52 days ago by
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An epic Christmas tale by Zach and Eric. The first of hopefully many songs to be put together for a Christmas album. *Disclaimer: We were bored. This was the result. Aye, I'd best not be slacking off. Christmas is nearing ye know, and... he's watching. Har har! There ain't no such thing as a Santa. *pegleg across deck* Ye wanna repeat that, swabbie? Cap'n! I- 'Cause there is a Santa. I seen him with me own eye! And every Christmas, he sails the seven seas, Looking for the naughty, to exact his horrible punishment. Oh, ye'd wish for coal instead of what he means to do to the likes of us... Key of A, me hearties. Ev'ry year when the north winds blooow A cut-throat cap'n with a heart like snooow Sails from his port an' wheree'er he goes The seas resound "yo ho ho ho!" 'Neath a red Jolly Roger and the grreeenest sails His ship comes bounding with the sound of bells. Few survive who can tell the tale, Of Pirate Santa and his ship from hell. [Chorus] Yo, ho, Pirate Santa's after you. You know you can't escape your doom. So hope Heaven's gates will shelter you. There's no place for you to hide. For every pint of rum we drank For every peaceful ship we sank, For every man we stabbed or shanked, He's sure to make us walk the plank. A pirate's life is filled with sin: For a piece of eight we'd trade our kin. For our wicked lives he'll do us in. Pirate Santa will be our end. [Chorus] He's made his list and checked it twice But you and me he won't find nice. He'll exact a payment for our vice: It's with our lives we'll pay the price. Cookies and milk can not repay The thirst for blood he has that day He's after us, he's on his way. Pirate Santa's set to slay. [Chorus] So me hearties, let this serve as a warning to ye, He sees you when ye be sleepin' and when ye be awake. He knows yer deeds, and Christmas morn's a' comin'! (it's a'comin'!) It won't be holly or jolly for those he deems naughty... [Chorus] Everybody! [Chorus]
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Added: 52 days ago by
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Pretty Metal Movie Scenes - devil wears prada - outnumbered
just a montage of violent stuff from movies set to devil wears prada song outnumbered
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Added: 69 days ago by
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PLEASE TWEET THIS! http://clicktotweet.com/dN597 To show how CRAZY holiday shoppers are, 2 guys go into a store and attempt to buy an insane list of nonsensical shopping items. Check out "Impractical Jokers" premiering December 15th on truTV! http://www.ImpracticalJokers.com Special thanks to truTV for sponsoring this video! Featuring: Greg Benson & Ryan Smith Camera: Joe Nation & Greg Benson PA: Lindsey Koens Music: "Funky One" and "Olde Timey" by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com Check out the OUTTAKES! Greg's unedited take http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAKAldx3VE Ryan's second try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgo6_RC3nDU Tags: improv parody pranks spoof video hidden candid camera secret idiot idiots funny silly crazy weird dumb cute prank video guy standup comedy comedian joke jokes laugh laughs goofy fun interview happy television tv movie "hidden camera" web series internet talk talking speak speaking entertainment "standup comedy" "web series" "home video" "prank video" man woman dude Target store employee humor humour sketch cam holiday shopping shopper shoppers Christmas holidays "Black Friday" "Cyber Monday"
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Added: 71 days ago by
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Snowboarding Clip 21.5 (Christmas Special!)
WARNING: REALLY HORRIBLY EXPLICIT LYRICS. Just thought I'd say that because this song isn't your traditional Christmas family song... haha, enjoy it though! Song: Hollywood Undead - Christmas Time in Hollywood Footage: Special Blend - First Chair Last Call and Isenseven monthly clips at www.isenseven.de
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