(Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Rudolph and I quit. Just who's he think he is? That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that fuckin' whip. And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. And what about us elves, we've had enough as well, workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell, we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off, stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like, sneakin into those little kid's rooms he's a fuckin' paedophile, A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the cunt, So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
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An epic Christmas tale by Zach and Eric. The first of hopefully many songs to be put together for a Christmas album. *Disclaimer: We were bored. This was the result. Aye, I'd best not be slacking off. Christmas is nearing ye know, and... he's watching. Har har! There ain't no such thing as a Santa. *pegleg across deck* Ye wanna repeat that, swabbie? Cap'n! I- 'Cause there is a Santa. I seen him with me own eye! And every Christmas, he sails the seven seas, Looking for the naughty, to exact his horrible punishment. Oh, ye'd wish for coal instead of what he means to do to the likes of us... Key of A, me hearties. Ev'ry year when the north winds blooow A cut-throat cap'n with a heart like snooow Sails from his port an' wheree'er he goes The seas resound "yo ho ho ho!" 'Neath a red Jolly Roger and the grreeenest sails His ship comes bounding with the sound of bells. Few survive who can tell the tale, Of Pirate Santa and his ship from hell. [Chorus] Yo, ho, Pirate Santa's after you. You know you can't escape your doom. So hope Heaven's gates will shelter you. There's no place for you to hide. For every pint of rum we drank For every peaceful ship we sank, For every man we stabbed or shanked, He's sure to make us walk the plank. A pirate's life is filled with sin: For a piece of eight we'd trade our kin. For our wicked lives he'll do us in. Pirate Santa will be our end. [Chorus] He's made his list and checked it twice But you and me he won't find nice. He'll exact a payment for our vice: It's with our lives we'll pay the price. Cookies and milk can not repay The thirst for blood he has that day He's after us, he's on his way. Pirate Santa's set to slay. [Chorus] So me hearties, let this serve as a warning to ye, He sees you when ye be sleepin' and when ye be awake. He knows yer deeds, and Christmas morn's a' comin'! (it's a'comin'!) It won't be holly or jolly for those he deems naughty... [Chorus] Everybody! [Chorus]
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