The Key of Awesome!: Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!
Uploaded by barelypolitical on Dec 9, 2011 Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Like and Follow The Key of Awesome! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Directed by Tom Small Written by Mark Douglas LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen's Stuff http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality http://www.kristenbrancaccio.com Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunny http://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancesca Stasia's Stuff https://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViola Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow KOA on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write KOA a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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An epic Christmas tale by Zach and Eric. The first of hopefully many songs to be put together for a Christmas album. *Disclaimer: We were bored. This was the result. Aye, I'd best not be slacking off. Christmas is nearing ye know, and... he's watching. Har har! There ain't no such thing as a Santa. *pegleg across deck* Ye wanna repeat that, swabbie? Cap'n! I- 'Cause there is a Santa. I seen him with me own eye! And every Christmas, he sails the seven seas, Looking for the naughty, to exact his horrible punishment. Oh, ye'd wish for coal instead of what he means to do to the likes of us... Key of A, me hearties. Ev'ry year when the north winds blooow A cut-throat cap'n with a heart like snooow Sails from his port an' wheree'er he goes The seas resound "yo ho ho ho!" 'Neath a red Jolly Roger and the grreeenest sails His ship comes bounding with the sound of bells. Few survive who can tell the tale, Of Pirate Santa and his ship from hell. [Chorus] Yo, ho, Pirate Santa's after you. You know you can't escape your doom. So hope Heaven's gates will shelter you. There's no place for you to hide. For every pint of rum we drank For every peaceful ship we sank, For every man we stabbed or shanked, He's sure to make us walk the plank. A pirate's life is filled with sin: For a piece of eight we'd trade our kin. For our wicked lives he'll do us in. Pirate Santa will be our end. [Chorus] He's made his list and checked it twice But you and me he won't find nice. He'll exact a payment for our vice: It's with our lives we'll pay the price. Cookies and milk can not repay The thirst for blood he has that day He's after us, he's on his way. Pirate Santa's set to slay. [Chorus] So me hearties, let this serve as a warning to ye, He sees you when ye be sleepin' and when ye be awake. He knows yer deeds, and Christmas morn's a' comin'! (it's a'comin'!) It won't be holly or jolly for those he deems naughty... [Chorus] Everybody! [Chorus]
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