The Key of Awesome!: Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!
Uploaded by barelypolitical on Dec 9, 2011 Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Like and Follow The Key of Awesome! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Directed by Tom Small Written by Mark Douglas LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen's Stuff http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality http://www.kristenbrancaccio.com Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunny http://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancesca Stasia's Stuff https://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViola Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow KOA on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write KOA a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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Black Santa raps Look At Me Now (AHMIR parody)
Get Black Santa's discounts on HOLIDAY shopping at Amazon here! http://funpal.org/Amazon PLEASE CLICK TO TWEET THIS VIDEO: http://clicktotweet.com/1OFnp HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone and hope you enjoyed this latest AHMR parody starring our very own Mr. Jones as Black Santa! HO HO HO... LOL *********** RAP LYRICS: Naughty a kids, always straight trippin, Then they wanna cry, leakin from the eyes, I don't sympathize not a thing for Christmas, Too bad, but its time to make some budget cuts... So naughty or nice you might be outta luck, suck it up, yup cuz I aint givin out nuthin "What"? People love me, but I don't play that, Everybody want a present, it's a recession, I learned my lesson had to give my sleigh back, Watch Santa fall off, like Humpty on the wall, people I'm sorry, They'll be no PS3s, Xboxes all I got left is Ataris, I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out Cuz there's no paper I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out Broke then a mf, Everybody mad and everybody sad, so sorry my bad but I gotta get the hell up outta this game, Cuz I can't afford the world tours no more wit gifts cuz I'm poor and the money just ain't the same, Tired of flying through the night sky, wit a sleigh note freakin sky high, really hate this job so why try, think its time for me to say bye bye, I'm yellin, avitazay, hasta luego to mi hombres, I got the fuego I don't play so that's the fire I retire, I'm done Let's Go! Everybody said I wasn't real I'm chillin in ya village got my ride or dying elves here, I aint tryin ta disappoint you but they got the point shoes and they trained to smell fear So, I know I prolly sound a little selfish, Oh,I'm sorry yall I can't really help it, Skip the big gifts yall gon have to shelve it, I spent a little too much on this velvet, Lately when I try to get up in her draws, Ms Claus throwin up deuces she telling me pause, Because, she wants more, she don't understand, doin everything I can to stack without breakin these laws, And I'm in the North Pole, with the heat off, no damn money for a snuggie gang green till my feet off, Lights off too, I swear for real I'm bout to be off, this, no flash lights and Rudolph took the frickin week off Everytime I build and everytime I wrap and everytime I fly tryna justify this I still, Keep coming back, back to the fact that I'm looking for help cuz cookies and milk don't pay my bills, So I'm givin up, time to live it up, I don't give a what, I'mma hit the beach for sho home bro, Or up on a cruise, couple of brews, bustin a move with a couple of ho ho hos *********** GET ALL AHMIR covers on iTunes: http://www.itunes.com/ahmir FOLLOW US on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/ahmir LIKE US on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ahmirmusic Get AHMIR T-shirts and other merchandise available at: http://www.cafepress.com/ahmir OFFICIAL WEBSITE: http://www.ahmirmusic.com
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An epic Christmas tale by Zach and Eric. The first of hopefully many songs to be put together for a Christmas album. *Disclaimer: We were bored. This was the result. Aye, I'd best not be slacking off. Christmas is nearing ye know, and... he's watching. Har har! There ain't no such thing as a Santa. *pegleg across deck* Ye wanna repeat that, swabbie? Cap'n! I- 'Cause there is a Santa. I seen him with me own eye! And every Christmas, he sails the seven seas, Looking for the naughty, to exact his horrible punishment. Oh, ye'd wish for coal instead of what he means to do to the likes of us... Key of A, me hearties. Ev'ry year when the north winds blooow A cut-throat cap'n with a heart like snooow Sails from his port an' wheree'er he goes The seas resound "yo ho ho ho!" 'Neath a red Jolly Roger and the grreeenest sails His ship comes bounding with the sound of bells. Few survive who can tell the tale, Of Pirate Santa and his ship from hell. [Chorus] Yo, ho, Pirate Santa's after you. You know you can't escape your doom. So hope Heaven's gates will shelter you. There's no place for you to hide. For every pint of rum we drank For every peaceful ship we sank, For every man we stabbed or shanked, He's sure to make us walk the plank. A pirate's life is filled with sin: For a piece of eight we'd trade our kin. For our wicked lives he'll do us in. Pirate Santa will be our end. [Chorus] He's made his list and checked it twice But you and me he won't find nice. He'll exact a payment for our vice: It's with our lives we'll pay the price. Cookies and milk can not repay The thirst for blood he has that day He's after us, he's on his way. Pirate Santa's set to slay. [Chorus] So me hearties, let this serve as a warning to ye, He sees you when ye be sleepin' and when ye be awake. He knows yer deeds, and Christmas morn's a' comin'! (it's a'comin'!) It won't be holly or jolly for those he deems naughty... [Chorus] Everybody! [Chorus]
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Girls Rip- New Longboard Film Teaser
http://www.x-tremevideo.com/Longboard/index.cfm?ccs=94&cs=1195&highlight=girls%20rip "Girls Rip" showcases the explosion of talent in women's surfing, capturing this exciting moment in the evolution of surfing! Featuring many of the world's best women longboard surfers riding: Malibu, Rincon, Huntington, Swami's, Cardiff Reef and other classic breaks... In an era of DVDs focused on either radical aerial maneuvers or Monster Waves it is refreshing to see someone take a risk and put something out that breaks the mold. With "Girls Rip" the camera (and microphone) is focused on women longboarders who truly rip and for once get to hear their opinions (admittedly unrehearsed) of their peers and themselves. This is not an artsy, soft focus video like you might expect with the main subject being women. The guys from Burnt Toast Productions have always delivered the goods for longboarders and this is no exception. The footage is shot from Swami's north to Santa Cruz and covers nearly all of the up-and-coming women as well as the Pros you would expect. The soundtrack is upbeat surf music (another break from the death metal soundtracks on most surf vids) with a couple of Burnt Toast standards like "Ocean". It seems to be all new footage with exceptional clips of Rincon, Swami's, Secos and Malibu. The style and grace displayed by Carla Rowland, Julie Cox, Schuyler McFerran and Kassia Meador is something that all will appreciate. This video is a must-have for anyone who appreciates great longboarding, but especially women who surf and those who want to give a great gift to the female longboarders in their lives.
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